The Worst/Best Coffee in the World

The coffee we have here at work is both the worst and the best coffee in the world.  It is the worst because it tastes absolutely awful.  I mean like it will send your body into convulsions if you aren't properly prepared for it.  The only time it is somewhat tolerable is immediately after it has been brewed with a splash of half and half and some sugar.  Wait 5 minutes and you've got diesel fuel.  The flip side of this daily masochistic ritual is that our coffee makes all other coffee taste like heaven.  I don't think I've ever complained about coffee anywhere else because it just can't hold a candle to how bad this coffee is.  So in that regard, it's great!  How's that for thinking positive.